The Boy Crisis In Judaism

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There is a stage during the making of Tefillin Barbies where they have both arms stuck out in front of them, so that I can glue stuff on easily. They creep me out a bit at this stage.

And now they can creep you out too! Imagine them all going "BRAAAAIIIIINNNSSSSS"



I actually think this picture expresses beautifully the feelings of those who are worried that boys' participation in Judaism is declining catastrophically since the introduction of egalitarianism. This is sometimes called "The Boy Crisis In Judaism," or "the feminization of liberal Judaism," a statistical imbalance massively distorted by the fear that hordes of women will descend on everyone and suck out their brains. Or something.

(Linked at Jewess.)

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