Nine easy steps to a trim and attractive physique

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Amy Ozols at the New Yorker wins the internets with nine easy steps to successful new year's dieting.

Step 1: Avoid what psychologists refer to as "emotional eating." This is hard, because many people have a tendency to experience emotions. To solve this problem, consume increasing dosages of psychotropic medications until you cease to feel emotions of any kind.

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