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I used to suck on bath sponges when I was little[r]. I loved the damp, chemical, slightly musty taste. The pleasure wore off at some point - I don't chew sponges now, and I certainly used to chew sponges, but I don't recall a transition point - but I still know how a sponge tastes, and my goodness did the hot dog I just ate taste like a sponge. This has its plus side; all that yummy sponge taste, no human debris or bacteria. But for some reason, I'm not so interested in finishing it. It lies forlornly on the plate.
I used to suck on bath sponges when I was little[r]. I loved the damp, chemical, slightly musty taste. The pleasure wore off at some point - I don't chew sponges now, and I certainly used to chew sponges, but I don't recall a transition point - but I still know how a sponge tastes, and my goodness did the hot dog I just ate taste like a sponge. This has its plus side; all that yummy sponge taste, no human debris or bacteria. But for some reason, I'm not so interested in finishing it. It lies forlornly on the plate.
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