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WHY DO I HAVE TO HAVE AN INCH-AND-A-HALF-LONG COCKROACH RUNNING AROUND MY APARTMENT? WHY WHY WHY?

EWW IT'S RUNNING ALONG THE CURTAIN POLE

OMG IT CAN FLY

IT FLEW ONTO THE ARON KODESH

THEN IT FELL OFF THE ARON KODESH

PLEASE GOD IT'S WANDERING AROUND BECAUSE IT'S OUT OF ITS MIND ON POISON IN THE ERRATIC STAGES OF ROACH DEATH

PLEASE GOD PLEASE

I MEAN I KNOW IT'S THE JEWS' NATIONAL DAY OF MOURNING AND GENERAL PRIVATION AND MISERY AND COMPARED TO THE LOSS OF THE HOLY TEMPLE ONE ROACH MORE OR LESS ISN'T MUCH, BUT IT'S A GIANT ROACH IN MY APARTMENT AND I'M ONLY WEARING A NIGHTSHIRT AND IT CAN FLY