on reading torah

I learned the wrong Torah reading, and it worked out perfectly. The guy who was supposed to be reading the second section this week didn't show; I was reading the first one, and I'd thought I was doing the second as well (wrongly; that's next week) so I'd learned it, so it just so happened that I could fill in for the non-appearing reader.

And startle people, since it looked as though I was doing it cold. Heh. No, I can't leyn anything perfectly with 0 preparation.