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We've been discussing various kinds of remedies, since low-grade healing isn't allowed on shabbat. And on the subject of remedies, here's the Home Medical Manual on snakes and women.
If you're not sure whether a snake wants to have sex with you, you should throw your clothes at it and see whether it gets off on them or not. If it does, you can either have sex with your husband so that the snake will think "Eww! Ick!" and go away, or, if that just gets it even more interested, you can tell the snake "I'm niddah" and again it'll think "Eww! Ick!" and go away. If you're too late and it starts having sex with you, apparently you should squat over a nice roast dinner, so the snake will lose interest in you and go for the dinner instead.
If you're not sure whether a snake wants to have sex with you, you should throw your clothes at it and see whether it gets off on them or not. If it does, you can either have sex with your husband so that the snake will think "Eww! Ick!" and go away, or, if that just gets it even more interested, you can tell the snake "I'm niddah" and again it'll think "Eww! Ick!" and go away. If you're too late and it starts having sex with you, apparently you should squat over a nice roast dinner, so the snake will lose interest in you and go for the dinner instead.
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