Maybe I should go and clean the oven instead

My prose is excreable. I do. not. know. how. to. write. academic. prose. I could probably do it in rabbinic Hebrew, but my target audience isn't necessarily fluent in rabbinic Hebrew. But I don't know how to write this kind of thing in English! I have strings of facts, quotes, and bits of reasoning which involve lots of => type things, but they don't want to turn themselves into sentences. I'm a mathematician, I haven't had anyone critique my writing since I was fifteen. Waaahhhh.

I need a sort of Prose Worm, which would eat what I've written, and crawl across a blank sheet of paper excreting quality writing.