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Gemara: Are you really trying to say you can only have sex at night?
Rachel: Oh, believe me, you can have sex at any time of day!
Me: Yeah, we have a source right here which says so!
My Chevruta Who Wishes To Remain Nameless: Oh...that's not how I know it!

An update on Pesach being the Jewish Christmas

make sure you're sitting comfortably...W and me actually...started...doing...exercise...your classical New Year's activity...